Inspector Clouseau to Oversee Iranian Enrichment?

Iranian DepChief for Atomic Energy Saeedi looked at France's track record with Saddam Hussein, long a pal of Jacquo-Chiraq, and now deems the French just the type of nuclear inspectors Iran would wish to have supervising their drive for nuke bombs!

After noticing Chiraq's Osirak pliability, his fingerprints on Oil-for-Food kickbacks through his bagman Charles Pasqua, and French investigative prowess as demonstrated in the Pink Panther movies, the Iranians would like to get rid of the pesky IAEA obsessives [although the Nobel "Piece" Prize Winner IAEA Chief has been firing the honest and competent inspectors all by himself] who actually keep noticing Iranian infractions.

A couple million in Louis D'Or in the Islamic Republic's diplomatic satchels to Paris, a little French investigative truffle-snuffing, and voila!, Iran should have the bomb in a couple more years, five at the outside!