Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Moran Flays OberHauptGauLeiterOlberboy

Rick Moran should get the flu more often, as his cold medicines obviously spur him to new levels of articulate description of TV's reigning nutroot idol, the great unwatched Countdown slobberer whose ratings are roughly one-fifth of his reigning rival, who's never mentioned his name, the Great O'Reilly.

Condi Rice does the best job of whacking the silly lyin' Billy Jeff here. Bubba's lyin' 'n jukin' 'n jivin' gets him past the malarial inhabitants of the fever swamps, but he's gettin' dressed down by his betters on the patriot front.

When will we know what Sandy stuffed his pants with at the National Archives?

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