Greenwald Unmasked As Mystery Commenter, Brazilian Posing as New Yorker

Every time I read a blog named Unclaimed Territory, I get a creepy feeling that this blogger is one or two slices short of a loaf. Just a creepy feeling then, but now the blogger Glenn Greenwald is being strip-searched by Patterico as a serial commenter using several pseudonyms. So maybe that creepy feeling came cuz he's a CREEP! As he is spread-eagled and probed by the blogosphere, his nooks and crannies are found to contain an IP that has been variously and multiplely employed to tout his very own book, his book's citations by US Senators, and his amazing blogging success, all in more or less identical prose, all employing different names like "Ryan," "Ellison," "Sam Mathews," and other fanciful monikers, and all emanating from Brazil.

We must remember that Greenwald is a lawyer, which guarantees that you want to take a shower after reading his special pleadings for nonsensical causes. But now he turns out to be a sack of lying ess-word. Any reader whose critical faculties are well-honed knows the propensity for guys like LAT Hiltzik and NYT Jayson Blair to fabricate and use false names and info goes down easily with the Left, whose uncritical ravings insult the intelligence and grammatical sensitivities of literate types. Not to mention the Left's tendency to use cuss-words. He said he was a litigator in NYC for 10 years until 2005. He makes no mention of decamping south of the border down Rio way.

Yes, this fraud lives in Brazil, where corruption seeps into everything, and one gets the feeling that this particular lawyer feels at home in Brazil, where his IP address allows him to fabricate and fulminate under various aliases without fear of standing out among his new countrymen.

Dan Riehl accuses Greenwald of being his own sock puppet. And if you want to see one of those worms on a hook squirming with half-truths and self-absorbed sophistries, just tune into this writhing exhibition of boy-Glenn's trying to escape the very tangled web he wove.

Not frequently, I leave comments at blogs which criticize or respond to something I have written. I always, in every single instance, use my own name when doing so. I have never left a single comment at any other blog using any name other than my own, at least not since I began blogging. IP addresses signify the Internet account one uses, not any one individual. Those in the same household have the same IP address. In response to the personal attacks that have been oozing forth these last couple of weeks, others have left comments responding to them and correcting the factual inaccuracies, as have I. In each case when I did, I have used my own name.

Uh huh.

Elsewhere, boy-Glenn admits his Brazilian boy-friend has a home in Brazil, where the IP with several different names, but near-identical texts emanated from. Guess Glenn's boy-friend's boy-friends were all part of a psychic cocoon which caused them each separately, and independently, to replicate the same sequence of statements under different names, and send them to various conservative bloggers just by chance.

Hiltzik was cashiered by the LAT for doubling as his own cheerleading squad. Lucky for boy-Glenn he has a book and a blogsite, rather than a real job. No fear of being ess-word canned. And his audience of brain-impaired lefties is so very compassionate and forgiving when it comes to moral turpitude.

Methinks this failed litigator [he was "bored"] and self-advertising sock puppeteer may be collapsing into "a million little pieces" right in front of his devoted leftie Peanut Gallery. Howdy, Glenn, and sayonara.