Bad Bad GWB's Timeline of Infamy

After incessant requests for blogs negative about GWB, Aussie Tim Blair has a timeline of infamy that outlines each month/year of the Forty-Third President's current presidency. You just won't believe what a bad hombre George W. has been.

The Bulletin has all of the infamous incidents the American and British MSM have catalogued, including the terrible trick of bringing a plastic turkey to our troops in Iraq for a surprise Thanksgiving visit/dinner.

Here are the best excerpts from the official crazy-lefty presidential chronology, in which all assertions are false.

March 2003: After repeatedly linking Saddam Hussein to the September 11 attacks, Bush unilaterally invades Iraq. With support from British and Australian troops, among others, which is pretty sneaky for a unilateralist.

June 2003: According to trustworthy Palestinian sources, George W. Bush makes the following comments during a meeting with Palestinian Authority leaders: "God would tell me, 'George, go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan'. And I did. And then God would tell me, 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq'. And I did. And now, again, I feel God’s words coming to me, 'Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East'. And, by God, I’m gonna do it." Finding this entirely believable, British papers The Guardian and The Independent run with the claim on their front pages.

December 2003: The Guardian’s Mark Lawson, The Sydney Morning Herald’s Alan Ramsey, and The Australian’s Phillip Adams reliably report that Bush turned up at a Thanksgiving dinner for troops in Baghdad with a turkey made of plastic. Incredibly, Bush survives the dinner without being beaten by hungry and insulted soldiers.

October 2004: Bush wears a listening device in his first debate with John Kerry so that he may parrot responses from puppet-master Karl Rove.

November 2004: After losing all three television debates to John Kerry during a campaign marked by incompetence and deceit, blundering neocon pawn and war criminal George W. Bush steals the election with help from rigged electronic voting machines and a compliant, toothless media.

December 2004: Bush-approved nuclear tests provoke an Indian Ocean tsunami that devastates South-East Asia. And then he offers only a stingy $US950m in aid.

August 2005: By neglecting to sign the Kyoto Protocol, Bush causes Hurricane Katrina. He compounds his crime by doing nothing while babies and the poor are tortured and killed in New Orleans' Superdome of Horror. His selection of New Orleans as the hurricane’s target is evidence of Bush’s lack of concern for black people.

May 2006: Enron executives – exemplars of the Bush Way – are found guilty of massive fraud, signalling the end of the Bush era. This is despite their crimes being committed during Clinton’s presidency, and the executives being arrested and tried during Bush’s presidency.

April 2077: Nathan Chirp, 92, whose early adulthood was defined by opposition to Bush’s reign, dies of brain failure. His last words: "I blame Bush."

I remember how the homeless appeared in massive numbers Jan.20th, 1981, and almost immediately, it was Ronald Reagan's fault.

And I remember the untimely early end of Reagan's presidency in 1986 when the Iran-Contra Scandal broke---Reagan loitered fruitlessly through the last two years of his tenure, stirring only to ENGINEER THE END OF THE SOVIET UNION'S SEVENTY YEARS of tyranny over Russia and numerous subject peoples and states.

When will it ever end?