Robo-Bitch Lohan Fakes Assault by Young GOP Staffer

Michael Lohan is a worthless drunk just out of a long jail term for fraud. So when this sewer rat says the young man "grabbed [LiLo] from behind and choked her," he has as much fred as that NKorean story that Kim Jung-Il took up golf 5 ears ago and scored 10 holes-in-one on his first round...!!! Pig-bitch-sow LiLo is an acorn that didn't fall far from its daddy-tree.....