Monday, September 17, 2007

Fat Farm Candidate Gore Tells another Whopper

Al Gore characterized his below-the-radar Current TV as "the fastest growing cable network in TV history." Serial Confabulator Al forgets Fox News which waxed CNN in record time, despite drunk Ted Turner's prediction that "we'll [CNN] squash them [Fox]like a bug."

Oh well, Al also claimed to have "invented" the internet, although Alex Trebek keeps saying on Jeopardy that he didn't. Alex is catching a bit of the Lyin' Al gene. Or maybe it's just chromosomal transference?

Judging by Al's multiple chins on the video link above, he's not running in '08. For POTUS, that is. He's still running for Savior of the Planet.

1 comment :

Audacious Epigone said...

I don't think that link is correct. It leads to a story on Sally Field at the Emmys.