Thursday, February 09, 2006

CLOONEY puts his leftest foot forward.

Gosh, George Clooney really had been pulling the wool over the eyes of cultural conservatives who suspect Hollyweird has an ultra-left agenda, but were told that they had overactive imaginations.... [METAPHOR ALERT!] But then he lets the cat out of the bag:

In a "Modern Masters" on-stage interview staged by fawning sycophant Leonard Malkin, Georgie Boy does an aw shucks, we were justa funnin' y’all Hollyweird style confession:

Seems the day before the 2003 Oscars, Clooney was invited to meet with Moore, Gore Vidal, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Sean Penn and like-minded others to talk about what Moore would do at the Oscars.
"Moore actually told us all what he was going to do if he won and there was a long discussion with everyone," Clooney recalled. "And I’d never been to the Oscars, so I was like, Well, I don’t know.."

"Then, like six months later I was watching Bill O’Reilly on some TV talk show about whether or not my political views were ruining my Hollywood career, and he started talking about how all these Hollywood liberals are, they all get together beforehand to talk and plan what they’re going to say or do at the Oscars. And someone else said, 'Now, c’mon, Bill. Think about what you’re saying. Do you actually think all these actors get together in a room and plan out what they’re going to do. Do you really believe that?"

"And O’Reilly said, 'Well, yeah, I know, I know it sounds a little crazy'…", said Clooney, imitating the conservative political wonk's gruff voice. "But, in fact, he's right and that’s exactly what happened!"

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU HEAR BILL O’REILLY SAY "I KNOW IT SOUNDS A LITTLE CRAZY," BEAR IN MIND BILL MIGHT JUST BE TOTALLY ON TARGET.

EVEN PARANOIDS HAVE ENEMIES.

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