McCain On Obamablahblah & Maureen on Teen-Idol John-Boy

Maureen Dowd excels in deflation-of-tires 101. Edwards is parsed & then semiotically unmanned by the red-head Catholic girl in the Sunday NYT---which finally deigned to stoop to the National Enquirer level of [REAL] journalism.

Here's McCain starting to be McCain: “Taking in my opponent’s performances is a little like watching a big summer blockbuster, and an hour in, realizing that all the best scenes were in the trailer you saw last fall.” [h/t: Instapundit]

And Jake Tapper has more on Lisa Druck's paranormal sex-life olympiad HERE

Now that Rielle/Lisa is set for life in a $3 million house & paid $15K/month to keep her mouth shut, no paternity can be established unless one of her sisters gets a blood sample from the tot conceived in John-Boy's shameless philandering.