Reid, Pelosi Plump for Pre-Emptive Surrender: THREE UPDATES

The ABOMINABLE LEFT COAST tiny SASQUATCH Twins, Harry and Nancy have discovered a new way to end a war. These two exalted legislators demonstrated why Congress has an approval rating much lower than President Bush's by decreeing today a pre-emptive surrender. This surrender would be by us, of course, in Iraq. This has been decided because their vast Military Intelligence network, largely centered in MoveOn.org and the Kossack/Puffington Host Leftist cadres and agitpreppies, has divined that "the surge is not working."

Let's see if the Far-Left MSM move lockstep with their Dhimmi-crat Masters and become the sock-puppets of the screechiest blogs of the fever-swamp miasmic quicksand-left.

This will demonstrate the moral fiber of the USA to the terrorists and tyrants of the world. Dingey [or is it Dingy?] Harry and Nancy the Burka-Girl have made their metaphorical trip to Damascus and the scales.........[you get the biblical reference]. In this case, the scales are reptilian and their eyes are blind to American national interests beyond cheap political electioneering.

UPDATE#1: First of all, h/t: Taranot: WSJ

* Hans Blix: "Let me see your whole palace or else." Kim Jong Il: "Or else what?" Blix: "Or else we will be very, very angry with you. And we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are."--from "Team America: World Police" (2004)

* "Top US congressional Democrats bluntly told President George W. Bush Wednesday that his Iraq troop 'surge' policy was a failure. Senate Majority leader Harry Reid and House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi challenged the president over Iraq by sending him a letter."--Agence France-Presse, June 13

UPDATE#2: Oooh, this is so going to leave a mark!

The Politico says Dingy Androgenous girlie-man accuses Generals Pace and Petraeus of "incompetence." Coming from a fellow whose poll ratings are plunging faster than the Congress's after the elections, his PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEM seems to be PROJECTION of his own ineptitude onto those much superior to himself in every way, shape or fashion. The sissy at the schoolyard finally gets his revenge, beating up on the brave and talented.

[Oh yeah, the ultra-left bloggers, or at least two of the three interviewed, deny remembering any use of the word "incompetent." The third evidently is not fessing up. Wonder if they made the WHOLE THING UP!?!] You can bet Alan Colmes tonight on Hannity will claim that "it's been denied." Without, of course, mentioning that the ultra-left bloggers may have every incentive to "dis-remember" the witless imbecility Dingy Harry Reid uttered to them without a recording taking place. And, BTW, how did Politico get ahold of this dynamite-revelation? Hmmm.... Inquiring Minds would like to know!

UPDATE #3: He should quit while he's ahead.

Latest thing is that this faineant goofball is bringing the Immigration Bill back to the Senate Floor [Committee hearings on such a momentous undertaking are obviously being avoided because he and the similarly incompetent GWB would be unmasked as fraudulent and deceptive.]

This will be good for more laughs, as even the MSM is beginning to admit that the US public is about two-thirds against ANY bill that does not have BORDER FENCES FIRST and then settling other problems later.