Some Humor From Unusual Places

I found these gems on a site at Real Politics:

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you likeand the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno

Q:
What's the difference betweenObama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One
is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman


Q:
If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
it started to sink,who would be saved?

A: America ! --Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result ofthe "Cash for Clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of theObama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman