NYT's Crusade Against Football More Absurd Than Ever

Pinch Sulzberger is obviously too effeminate, despite ostentatiously riding Harleys around the hills of North Carolina, to ever support a manly sport like college football.

Theodore Roosevelt saved football from the effeminate losers such as Pinch back in the early 1900s when girly-men like Sulzberger wanted the game outlawed. Robert Hutchins would probably have preferred the US to have lost the Cold War and have us all speaking Russian than participate in a real manly male enterprise. Pointy-headed eggheads like him and Adlai Stevenson would have surrendered to the Soviets rather than risk getting their hands dirty in anything like an armed confrontation. POTUS's like Dwight Eisenhower, an All-American at West Point, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan all played football.

Democrats are nancy-boys, so they don't like to play rough sports---although JFK tried out for the Hah-vahd team, I understand.