Charlie Sheen: Left-Wing Darling's Personal Foibles

If you have any doubts that the path of free expression and total civil liberties inevitably leads to edifying behavior, then the personal odyssey of paragon of Conspiracy Theories Charlie Sheen may solidy those doubts.

The morality of prating lefty celebrity-pundits has always been suspect. But it must be said that along with his fellow substance-abusing wife-deserter pal Alec Baldwin, Sheen paves the way for the Brat Pack's progress [or is it dissolution] into middle age.

Predictably this will exalt him even higher in the anarchic left's pantheon of heroes. Here is a snippet from wife Denis's sworn affadavit:

In a remarkable sworn declaration (a copy of which you'll find below) filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Richards also charges that Sheen, 40, assaulted her and threatened her life during a December 30 incident at the actress's Los Angeles home. Richards claims that an enraged Sheen--who was over for a visit with the couple's two children--told her she was "fucking with the wrong guy" and called her a series of vulgar names in front of the children. The actor, Richards said, then shoved her to the ground and screamed, "I hope you f--king die, bitch." As Richards, 35, tells it, Sheen was angry because she had told her divorce attorney about discovering details of Sheen's porn-surfing practices. Richards's declaration, filed in support of her request for a restraining order against Sheen, contends that Sheen "belonged" to "disturbing" sites "which promoted very young girls, who looked underage to me with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other." Other sites visited by Sheen, Richards alleges, involved "gay pornography also involving very young men who also did not look like adults." Richards claims that she also discovered that Sheen "belonged to several sex search type sites" on which he "looked for women to have sex with." His online profile, Richards adds, included a photo of "his erect penis." The Richards evisceration also portrays Sheen as a lousy father who urged her to abort their first child. And, when she was about to give birth to their second child via a C-section, Sheen's attention was "diverted to his pager for the results of his betting." (17 pages)

Read the whole 17 Smoking Gun pages to find out what a swell fellow the son of proselytizing Catholic-weirdo Martin has become, presumably because of the father's ultra-leftist beliefs in the eternal perfectability of mankind.