Friday, December 01, 2006

Diane McWhorter is a Cretinette, or a Cretine, or an Idiot

Frederic Smoler has a good takedown of one of the stupidest articles I have read this century, or this millennium for that matter. Proof that the Pulitzer Prize is for attitude rather than brains need be sought no further than the fact that the stupidest idiot in the country, judging from a recent Slate piece, received the so-called Walter Duranty Prize in 2002.

Ms. McWhorter is stuck on stupid, as the Louisiana general said of the press after Katrina, and there's no chance this creature can ever look dumber than she did in her Slate piece. Smoler's commentary:
On Tuesday, Diane McWhorter published a piece sneering at the tendency to avoid comparing the Bush administration to the Nazis. She wonders why “nobody seems eager to delve too deeply into what exactly it was about George W. Bush that the voters so roundly rejected . . . polite discussion of that question does not contain any derivative of the words fascism, propaganda, or dictatorship. God forbid Nazi or Hitler.” Early on, Ms. McWhorter points out that the Bush administration, like the Nazis, engages in propaganda. I do not think this successfully isolates the more distinctive qualities of National Socialism
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Sounds like this creature got a fail on her Columbia Journalism School pass/fail for ethics. Or maybe she never went to school?
Ms. McWhorter handsomely acknowledges that the Bush people have avoided exterminating the Jews, but insists that this does not get them off the hook. She concludes by assuming the point at issue: The United States is like Nazi Germany because ordinary Americans went along with Bush for a number of years. Before that dazzling display of circular reasoning, she makes a number of other comparisons, and one core of her argument focuses on the brief threat to change the Senate’s rules on the filibuster, which, had it happened, “struck me as a functional analog of the Enabling Act of 1933, which consolidated the German government under Chancellor Hitler and effectively dissolved the Reichstag as a parliamentary body.” For this analogy to hold, you have to assume, at a minimum, that in the event the Republicans had changed the filibuster rules on confirming Federal judges, there would never again have been an election in the United States. And to assume this, you have to be an idiot.

Smoler does not dance around his opinion of the quality of McWhorter's analysis, which actually had a Slate "correction" attached since this distinguished prize-winning dodette did not understand or wilfully misinterpreted the law she used to make her non-point. Smoler elaborates:
An idiot comparing Bush to Hitler is not news. An idiot making this comparison after the opposition wins a national election isn’t news, but it is peculiar. A respectable Internet news and comment outlet publishing a piece elaborating this grotesque analogy, and doing it with stunning ineptitude, may verge on news. Editors at mainstream outlets serve as gatekeepers and tend to exclude at least some sorts of vicious nonsense; descend to a certain level, and you usually become marginalized as a crank or a clown. When a certain sort of vicious nonsense makes it way past the gatekeepers, something may be happening; when previously acceptable if very nasty voices are pushed out of the mainstream, something else is happening. Ann Coulter, for example, pretty swiftly devolved into a clown. Is McWhorter the left’s Ann Coulter? I don’t think so. Slate wouldn’t publish Ann Coulter.

Ann Coulter does do outlandish tropes to make points that sell her books at an outlandish pace. But Ann has brains, understands the laws of the land, and has some sort of moral compass which prevents her from making a compleat, total, utter fool of herself---plus she is good looking.

McWhorter, alas, is not good-looking and, unlike Ann Coulter who has looks and brains along with her mischevious nature, remains a complete, utter, total fool and guttersnipe, thus qualifying her as just the poster-creature for the ridiculous impostors at Slate, Salon, HuffPo and other fashionable cloaca of the left.

Gosh, I missed her on Tavis Smiley. Too bad.

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