CNN Swirling Downward in Porcelain Maelstrom Bowl

Anderson & Strongboy DungeonMaster out on Bike Parole [h/t: Gawker]

Anderson Cooper cut off his figurative private parts when he last year derided the Tea Party activists with a sexual slur, at once showing his own sleazy sexual orientation and his inner affinity with Keith Overbite in the classless moral leper department. Jon Klein farmed out AC to 60 Minutes so Cooper could do some Brokeback Mountain riding with Scott Pelley, a soul sister with a yen for sidesaddle sex.

Now the Doppelganger of David Brooks named Ross senses an imminent near-death experience in the offing for CNN's news division. Rats like Amanpour are beginning to crawl down the hawsers and the Klueless Klein may have to take a trip to Davey Jones' Locker as he lives out Ted Turner's confident prediction fifteen years ago when Fox went 24/7 that CNN would "crush Fox like a bug." Through his atheistic vodka haze, Ted confused just who was the windshield and who was the bug.

I for one wish a bon voyage to CNN experiment in mediocrity and after having watched Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper combine to get NEGATIVE monies on Celebrity Jeopardy [where they were kept on because celebs compete in final without fear of accountability], I can understand why this collection of second-rate Demo-rats are having such a tough time of it. I can't wait until Larry King sets a new negative dollar record, eclipsing Wolfie's who blew a question on Israel that any third grader would know [WB used to be the DC correspondent for the Jerusalem Post].

MSNBC is going down with flags flying and their freebooting is being rewarded by being hanged as knaves.

Alas, Cooper & Wolf & Campbell are doing an air dance on air for being fools!