Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Baghdad Bob Gibbs Becomes Wonder Woman

Baghdad Bob Gibbs is surpassing the oaf McClellan for being the most clueless simpleton ever to be a WH press advisor. Andrew Malcolm of the LA Times has Gibbs' ridiculous insanity right off YouTube.

Gibbs, who only resembled the superhero in fending off the assailants (he wasn't wearing a unitard or anything), managed to successfully not answer a question although it was asked of him 13 times in a row.
An awe-inspiring performance? Absolutely. But what else would you expect from the man who called the Obama White House the most transparent in the history of the nation.

Not that it was an important question. Just if the White House tried to bribe U.S. Rep Joe Sestak to drop out of Pennsylvania's Senate primary by promising him a big honking job.

And it's not like this is a crazy rumor started by some tinfoil-wearing nut bag. Sestak himself said it. Numerous times. As recently as Wednesday on CNN.

So was he offered a bribe or not? ABC's Jake Tapper took the first shot at Gibbs.

"Jake, I don’t have anything to add to what I said in March," Gibbs replied.

Back then Gibbs didn't answer the question either except by saying "whatever conversations have been had are not problematic."

Tapper politely noted that he didn't say anything in March. "Then I don’t have anything to add today," Gibbs replied.

Fair enough. So how about if you don't have anything to add, just starting from the beginning then? "Jake, I don’t have anything to add to that," he said.
CNN's Ed Henry showed no fear and attempted to assist his unsuccessful colleague.

"Can I ask a quick follow on that, because yesterday Congressman Sestak was on CNN and said, in fact, that he was offered something. He wouldn’t say more, but he said he was offered a job. Would you deny that?"

"I don’t have anything to add to what Jake asked me," Gibbs said.

OK. Then how about just answering what Ed asked you? "I don’t have anything to add to what I said in March," Gibbs said.

How about Gibbs try to get more information? "I don’t have anything to add to what I said in March," he said yet again. And then again.

The White House press corps finally cried uncle. Gibbs wore 'em down. Somewhere Linda Carter was beaming.


Obama celebrated the Anniversary of D-Day by an evening at the theater. No mention of the heroism depicted in Saving Private Ryan, which scumbitch Hillary ClyntOOn maneuvered to not get the Oscar for Best Film and to give it to the Weinberg cotton candy fluffball Shakespeare in Love.

Are Demo-rats cowards or traitors? Jury is still out.

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